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Good Quotes From Some Good Movies
Almost Famous
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Anita Miller: FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller: HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
William Miller: I think she said "feck."
Elaine Miller: What's the difference?
William Miller: The letter "u."
Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!
Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!!!!
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music.
[beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!!!!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.
Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?!
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Lester Bangs: Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
William Miller: [on meeting Stillwater] Russell. Jeff. Ed. Larry. I really love your band. I think the song "Fever Dog" is a big step forward for you guys. I think you guys producing it yourselves, instead of Glyn Johns, was the right thing to do. And the guitar sound... is incindiary. Incendiary. Way to go.
[He turns to leave. The band members regard one another for a moment.]
Russell Hammond: Well, don't stop there!
Jeff Bebe: Yeah, come back here! I'm incendiary, too, man!
Jeff Bebe: It's okay! I'm easy to forget! I'm only the fucking lead singer!
Where The Heart Is
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Mama Lil: You got a man?
Novalee Nation: No.
Mama Lil: Well, where is the prick who put you in this mess?
Novalee Nation: California.
Mama Lil: That figures. All the pricks move to California. They should just call it Prickafornia.
Novalee Nation: Oh, I got money. The president of Wal-Mart gave me five hundred dollars.
Mama Lil: Why, he's not the father of the baby, is he?
Novalee Nation: No.
Mama Lil: Ah, shit
Forney Hull: What would a man on a motorcycle want with a woman's pillows?
Male Nurse: Lexie, one of your kids is on the phone
Lexie Coop: Which one?
Male Nurse: Uh, I don't know, Twinkie, Pez...
Boys On The Side
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Holly: Did I hurt him?
Jane: What do you mean did you hurt him, you hit him with a bat!
Mallrats
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Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow! It's a scooner!
William Black: Ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard! It's not a scooner...it's a Sailboat!
Little Boy: A scooner IS a sailboat Stupid Head!
William Black: [becoming enraged] Well ya know what! There is NO Easter Bunny!! Over there? That's just a Guy in a Suit
Chasing Amy
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Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up!
Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky: Mmm, get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High."
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."
[Holden hangs up the telephone.]
Banky: Who was that?
Holden: That was Hooper. He invited me to a club.
Banky: Man. When's that faggot gonna learn? You like chicks.
Holden: It's not that kind of club!
DOGMA
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Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
Loki: Whose house? ...RON'S HOUSE!
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin.
Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're speaking to themselves.
Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Tell When you do it you're thinking about guys!
[Silent Bob looks stuned]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.
(a little while later)
[Bethany and Rufus find Jay and Silent Bob at a strip club.]
Bethany: What are you doing?
Jay: Proving to this bastard I ain't gay!
Bethany: What?
Rufus: Long story, forget it.
Quotes From Invader Zim
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
GIR: I don't know. Weeehihihooo!!! Weeehihihooo waaaa!
Zim: Ummm...Is is supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid. Its advaaanced.
Zim: What are you doing GIR?
GIR: Nothing.....
Zim: Nothing or something?
GIR: Ooo, I can't take it. You're too smart for me. Keef is throwing a surprise party after school and inviting all the kids because he loves you. That boy loves you so much!!! I'm baking the cake.
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and its not your fault?
Gir: I know. I'm scared too.
Gir: Awwwwww. He's cute. And sticky-looking.
Gir: Its just a baby! HI BABY!!!!!
Zim: GIR, use your guidance chip to locate where we are.
GIR: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: Left what at home?
GIR: The guidey, chipy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that!
GIR: To make room for the cupcake!
GIR: I miss you cupcake
Zim: I love you cold unfeeling robot arm.
GIR: Can I be a mongoose dog?
GIR: Tacos!!
GIR: I love the little tacos. I love them good.
GIR: But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
GIR: Why my piggy!?! I loved-ed yo, piggy. I loved-ed you!
GIR: My taquitos! Eh, homina, eh... TAQUITOS!
GIR: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!
Dib: Do not show fear. This is me without fear...and a 62 pound hall pass.
Gaz: Can't you see that Im trying to draw a little piggy.
Zim: Now...witness the power of my compass!
*compass attaches to GIR's stomach*
GIR: Awww, it likes me!
Zim: What happened? How did you run out of fuel so quickly?
GIR: I emptied it out.
Zim: You emptied it? Why!?
GIR: To make room for the tuna.
Zim: Invaders blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me, do not ignore my veins!
GIR: Meoow!
GIR: No! Wait! Come back! I need stuuuff!
GIR: Awww...my bees.
GIR: I saw a squirel...it did like this *acts like squirel*
Zim: Take me to the weeeeasles!
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